Abortion: the other white meat

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the-heart-of-ice:

Reasons to date me:

  • Standing next to me will most likely make you look gorgeous.
  • Nobody will try to take me from you.
  • I have no upper body strength so if you want to wrestle, you’ll always win.
  • You’ll get a good laugh out of my extraordinary clumsiness
  • If you happen to live in the country side, I’d make an excellent scarecrow.
  • I can almost, kinda-sorta make food.

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makkine:

makkine:

Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society

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daenerysmymoon:

so-tired-of-running:

del0ppus:

If someone ever tells you a certain song is important to them you should turn it up and lay on your bed and close your eyes and really listen to it even if its 10 minutes long because at the end you will know that person much better I think

My love for this post is unbelievable.

#if anyone is still up you can send me your favorite song and i’ll listen to it

Srsly though, send me y’alls favorite songs. I’ll listen to them.

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